Beetle Fan Gifts

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Wolf Karaoke

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This will sting a bit."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"She's a natural!"

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Boarway Show

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."