Beetle Fan Gifts

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Wolf Karaoke

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This will sting a bit."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"She's a natural!"

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Boarway Show