Dung Beetle Fan Gifts

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"This will sting a bit."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

The worm that churned!

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Praying mantis.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bug hanging up stockings

"Think about the honey."

International House of Excrement

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

When lice dream.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

A Bug's Life Advice

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"When I was seventeen..."

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

What next?!

'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'

Fly Mimes.

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

Wait, you took how many steps?

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.