Dung Beetle Enthusiast Gifts

"I didn't even realise I needed a business plan."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm an atheist!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.