Dust Bunny Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Happy Easter

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Stockwell's day

"Which one's yours?"

Easter Egg Island

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"This must be Easter Island!"