Dusty Work Enthusiast Gifts

Chimney Sweep

Rare Books

'These are job perks.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Office Woman

"It's face painting Friday."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"This one is less distracting."

'What training do I get?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"