Dusting Enthusiast Gifts

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I love rock festivals!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.