Dusting Enthusiast Mugs

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I love rock festivals!'

Cleaning up space junk.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."