Dust Buster Devotee Gifts

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

User friendly soil.

"If only you knew. . ."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Human Dust Buster

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

Space Trash

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

Chimney Sweep

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

Book Shop Shelf

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.

Ballet Maid

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

The Grime Reaper.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'