Dust-busting Duo Admirer Gifts

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

Human Dust Buster

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Sid & Nancy

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

"Which one of these little fellas is yours?"

Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

'Nature's not the only one to abhor a vacuum. I do too.'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

Two women playing the piano for some guests

Ant and Dec.

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Laurel and Hardy.

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

Book Shop Shelf

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"