Dust Busters Gifts

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Oil Spill

Horn of Plenty.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

The housing market begins to deflate.

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Human Dust Buster

Human Tree

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Monitoring the Air Quality

'Me…me…catch me!'

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

I suggest you call technical support.

I'm attacking this family's clutter! You need me? Yes! Help me decide which pile to start with. Tough call.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."