Junior Dust Buster Gifts

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Human Dust Buster

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Window in the Outfield.

Space Trash

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

'Non-alcoholic wines? Aisle 7, on the left - just keep shoveling dust 'til you hit them.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

Book Shop Shelf

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

"My new glasses can see every speck of dust. That's why I don't wear them."

Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.

Ballet Maid

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

The Grime Reaper.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

"Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet?" "I've got a great idea. Eat all your stuff right here in the store."

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

Cleaner column.

'Why can't she just call it the final exam like other teachers?'