Dust Busters T-Shirts

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Oil Spill

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Horn of Plenty.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Human Dust Buster

The housing market begins to deflate.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Human Tree

'Me…me…catch me!'

I suggest you call technical support.

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."