Dust-busting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Human Dust Buster

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

'Has anyone seen my hair dryer?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Beware: Ditch Water.

Chimney Sweep

'Sigh!'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Book Shop Shelf

'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

The Grime Reaper.