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'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"The same woman who dusts and sweeps and mops all the time, went to the garden supply store today and bought dirt!"

'My report is on preserving the environment.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

When Engineers Crack.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

How Gary got his groove back.