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'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"The same woman who dusts and sweeps and mops all the time, went to the garden supply store today and bought dirt!"

'My report is on preserving the environment.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

When Engineers Crack.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'