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"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'I forgot the question.'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Digger.

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'We were mud wrestling.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."