Dust-busting Enthusiast Pillows

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Human Dust Buster

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Has anyone seen my hair dryer?'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

'Sigh!'

Chimney Sweep

Beware: Ditch Water.

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

Book Shop Shelf

The Grime Reaper.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."