Dusty Enthusiast Pillows

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Rare Books

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

X-RAY

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Baby blanket.

How Gary got his groove back.

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',