Dusty Artisan Pillows

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Luthier

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Baker

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'Thinner!'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

Birthday cakes from around the world

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Closing Laugh D.I.Y.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Chimney Sweep

Glass Production

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish.

Hourlgass Pirate Treasure

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

'I'm thinking of something less frivolous - a meat-and-potatoes format.'

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

God Creates the Selfie

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Looming Death