Dust Bunny Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Happy Easter

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Stockwell's day

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Which one's yours?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'