Dust Buster T-Shirts

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

The Grime Reaper.

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

Human Dust Buster

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Crop duster wanted.

Dust Bunny

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Oil Spill

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Horn of Plenty.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Human Tree

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Monitoring the Air Quality