Work Aficionado Gifts

"Dave's a real workaholic. His idea of a holiday is to shift to another office for four weeks!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'These are job perks.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Artex cartoon

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'Corporate Sydney'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The boss and her baby

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"Now that's art!"