Organizational Aficionado Gifts

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

'This is the mail room, they're a little short of staff sometimes.'

'Diary of a mad hoarder. Day one...'

"Hold on a sec. I can't find anything to write on."

'No, Friday is not good for me, sorry. Boy, hunting in a pack is such a logistical nightmare...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Uh-Oh..."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

Catalogue of little books.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Corporate Whore.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Female business.

In/Out Tray.

Monday around 9PM.