Organization Aficionado Gifts

Stuff Happened

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'

Project archives

Over-Organized Crime

'The buck gets lost here'.

Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.

You need to simplify your life. Start with a smaller bag.

'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'

"Why don't you try THIS instead?"

'I'm a self-starter unfortunately I'm also a self-finisher.'

'What a control freak!'

'Lieberman finally got around to clearing off his desk and there they were.'

"Now about this fixation about reminding yourself of everything"

Logistics manager.

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'So number one on your to-do list is...'

'It can't be that important...or I would have found it by now.'

'I'm having an operation on my hand next week...Here's a get well card and a prepaid envelope...You'll get a text reminder on Monday.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

Sticky notes as backup files

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Where is Marie Kondo when you need her?"

"I'm afraid it's a bit of a fixer upper."

"Planning isn't your strong point is it Dennis?"

'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'

Just a second, JB I've got your memo right here.

The Movers - Decluttering

'Convention of Municipal Gardeners.' (sat in neat rows).

The ABC Method.

Boss discovers his secretary has put the drawers of the file cabinet upside down.

. . .The frustrated citizen goes to the one place where she can recapture some shred of personal power and control. . .The Bed and Bath Superstore.

'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers