Organizational Enthusiast Gifts

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

Dept. of Micro-management.

"No, the obsessive-compulsive disorder books are stacked neatly, evenll and in order in the next room."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"We're running a special on huge plastic containers to hold all the junk you just bought."

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'Where's the petty cash?'

Ordinary people trying to get something done, Inc.'

Where's the telephone?

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Uh-Oh..."

Business 101

Pandora's Junk Drawer

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Why can't I ever lead?'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

My Marie Kondo Drawer

Office Supplies. Desk Organizers $7.95.

Daily planner. 12:00 - Meet financial advisor. 1:00 - Meet legal advisor. 2:00 - Meet professional advisor. 3:00 - Meet real estate advisor. 4:00 - Meet spiritual advisor. 5:00 - Fire time management advisor.

New Memer/Incumbent

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The MBA Draft

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'