Dunk Enthusiast Gifts

NBA Vampire

Italica

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Ringo releases his latest record.

I love Basketball.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

At the poetic justice fair.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

She's a natural.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"I can practice a different song."

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Little Drummer Buoy

"He's cut two teeth."

Serenading Drummer

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

Castaway Drummer