Dunking Gifts

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Basketball

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Your bill sir.'

At the poetic justice fair.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

Athletic Darwinism.

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

A duck in a bathtub

'I can't dunk.'

Before and After Tattoos.

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

NBA Vampire

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

Cosmetic Surgery

'Ok, who threw that?'

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Prehistoric Basketball Player