Dunk Master Gifts

Before and After Tattoos.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The Brothers Grime

Gary turns 40.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

YAAY! Slam dump!

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Athletic Darwinism.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'How about a game of cards?'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"One More Swing."

'I can't dunk.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."