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Funk Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for the funk master who's all about grooves and soulful tunes? Our collection features playful and artistic items that celebrate their passion for funk music. From quirky mugs to bold t-shirts, these gifts are designed to bring a smile and keep the funk flowing. Perfect for musicians, DJs, or anyone who lives for those irresistible beats, our products blend humor and style, making every gift a musical celebration.
Cimafunk
'They all want to play the star.'
George Michael
Dialogue
Michael Jackson.
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'
Karaoke night.
Robbie Williams
'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'
"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."
"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."
Michail Glinka
'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'
"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"
"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."
Solitaire card shark.
'Well, one of us in wrong.'
Pink.
Rock gods.
"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."
'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'
Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors
Giuseppe Verdi
Cat at the piano
Ah Ha!
"You will dance on your enemy's grave."
Prince
'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'
Funk Master Gifts Collection
Funk Master Mugs
Discover more fun and funky mugs that celebrate the groove—perfect for any funk master looking to add some musical humor to their morning routine.
Funk Master Pillows
Amp up their space with colorful, funky pillows. Find the perfect match to showcase their love for music and good vibes.
Funk Master Prints
Bring their walls to life with our stylish, energetic prints—ideal for celebrating the soul of funk and adding a creative touch to their environment.
Funk Master T-Shirts
Explore our collection of fun and funky t-shirts—designed for those who live and breathe the rhythm of funk music.