Funk Master Mugs

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Solitaire card shark.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Giuseppe Verdi

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Rock gods.

Ah Ha!

Cat at the piano

Prince

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'