Bluff Master Gifts

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

'Do you know what I think?. . . I think you're bluffing.'

A Bluffalo

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Easter Island poker.

Is that an ace you're hiding, Ron?

'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

George found it extremely difficult to play a poker face.

"He has a tell."

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'He's bluffing.'

Solitaire card shark.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Poker Time. Worst tell I've ever seen -- He's going to fold for sure.

"What do four ones beat?"

Rock Climber

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Snowman Driver

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Jackson Pollock.