"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"
Bluffing Pros Gifts
If you know someone who’s a master of bluffing—whether at poker or daily life—our curated collection of humorous and clever gifts will match their playful spirit. From mugs to shirts, find thoughtful ways to celebrate their talent for strategic surprises and keeping a straight face. Perfect for game nights, birthdays, or just because, these items bring humor and personality to any bluffing enthusiast's collection.
'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"
Snowman Driver
'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'
Solitaire card shark.
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."
The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
"He's in a high stake poker game right now."
'I'm all in.'
'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'
'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'
'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'
"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it
It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...
"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."
'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'
"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"
"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."
'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''
Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.
Easter Island poker.
"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."
'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'
'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'
"What do four ones beat?"
"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"
'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'
A Bluffalo
'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'
Texas Drop 'Em.
'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'
"He has a tell."
Bluffing Pros Gifts Collection
Bluffing Pros Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for bluffing pros. Find witty and clever designs that make their coffee break even better.
Bluffing Pros Pillows
Discover pillows with clever designs for bluffing pros. Add personality and humor to their lounge or game room décor.
Bluffing Pros Prints
Check out our art prints celebrating the art of bluffing. Perfect for game rooms, offices, or personal spaces where strategy and style meet.
Bluffing Pros T-Shirts
Browse our selection of t-shirts for bluffing enthusiasts. Comfortable and humorous, these shirts are ideal for game nights or casual fun.