Woman to Plumber - 'Do you do teeth?'
Profession Bluffer Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the professional bluffer or bluffing enthusiast? Our collection features humorous, artful items that celebrate wit and flair. Whether they’re a master of bluffing at poker, a charismatic storyteller, or someone who loves playful deception, you'll find something that matches their playful personality. Share a laugh and add some fun to their day with our unique gifts designed for creative bluffers who never miss a beat.
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
Champagne Bubble
"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"
"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"
Snowman Driver
Solitaire card shark.
"I'm totally prepared for this meeting. In fact I spent the entire morning working on my 'it's not my fault' face."
"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."
The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
"He's in a high stake poker game right now."
'I'm all in.'
'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'
'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'
"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"
It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...
'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'
'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''
"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."
"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."
Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.
"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."
Easter Island poker.
This is the part I hate - removing the hook.
'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'
'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'
"What do four ones beat?"
"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"
'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'
A Bluffalo
'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'
Texas Drop 'Em.
'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'
Profession Bluffer Gifts Collection
Profession Bluffer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the art of bluffing—perfect for coffee lovers with a mischievous streak.
Profession Bluffer Pillows
Brighten up any room with pillows that showcase the fun and clever side of bluffing—ideal for adding personality to their décor.
Profession Bluffer Prints
Find artistic prints that highlight the playful art of bluffing—great for decorating their space with humor and style.
Profession Bluffer T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts for those who love to bluff and charm. Great for casual wear and making a playful statement.