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Woman to Plumber - 'Do you do teeth?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Champagne Bubble

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Snowman Driver

Solitaire card shark.

"I'm totally prepared for this meeting. In fact I spent the entire morning working on my 'it's not my fault' face."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Easter Island poker.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"What do four ones beat?"

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

A Bluffalo

'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'