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It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Fear of news.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Snowman Driver

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

Casual skydiving.

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."