Fearless Warrior T-Shirts

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Militant Pacifists

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Don't have nightmares!

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Calm in the Face of Chaos