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Street boys teasing a boy entering the dentist.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Things that scare Jimmy

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."