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'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Parachuting bishop.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Jesus Christ

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Casual skydiving.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Who wants to go first?"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

God and His Copilot.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'