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Balloon Thrill Ride

Around the World By Balloon.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Parachuting bishop.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Jesus Christ

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Airports.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

"Who wants to go first?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

God and His Copilot.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Starting is the scariest part.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

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In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'