Blizzard Bluffer T-Shirts

Snowman Driver

"Tommy!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Solitaire card shark.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Freezing

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'I'm all in.'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"I surprise you every year!"

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"What do four ones beat?"

Swing in the winter.

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Easter Island poker.