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"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

'OK, kids, daddy's got to get to work... time to get off the car.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Old Man Winter.

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'BRRRR! South Dakota isn't a bit warmer than North Dakota!'

'What's an OFF season?'

Trawling for Fish.

'...And now for tonight's weather report: 'It's too late for us, just try to save yourselves!''

Swing in the winter.

Greetings from Miami, Florida.

Eastern U.S. Snow

The amount of snow we received depends on which side of the drift you live on.

Ol' man winter

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

"Be creative...!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"But I use all of them!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Snowman Driver

Snow is falling...