Blister Bluffer T-Shirts

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

The Vineyard

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Champagne Bubble

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'They speak fish!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Snowman Driver

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Solitaire card shark.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Directions for walker across several hills.