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Miles/Blisters.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Human Dust Buster

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Bad Scalp Day

Warning.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'He kicked me!'

"No, you come in on four."

Mosquito Fumigation

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

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