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'I know you're in there.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Who wants to go first?"

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

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'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

In Case of Emergency

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

Around the World By Balloon.

'As your captain and dentist I'd like to welcome you to phobia flight #204, the flight we affectionately refer to as the real terror at 36,000 feet.'