Bluffing Pros Pillows

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

Snowman Driver

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Solitaire card shark.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

Easter Island poker.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"What do four ones beat?"

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

A Bluffalo

'They had been married too long for him to think she was bluffing about the shotgun.'

Texas Drop 'Em.

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

"He has a tell."