Bluffing Aficionado Pillows

Suddenly, while shoving a stack of poker chips into the pot, Joe snaps an elbow ligament, and another poker athlete's career comes to a tragic end.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Snowman Driver

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Clock Tower Shadow

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Solitaire card shark.

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'm all in.'

Beard Wig

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Michel de Montaigne

'Looks like you'd be perfect to work the umpire spot.'

'Sorry I'm late!'