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Suddenly, while shoving a stack of poker chips into the pot, Joe snaps an elbow ligament, and another poker athlete's career comes to a tragic end.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

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The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

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Snowman Driver

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Solitaire card shark.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Beard Wig

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'I'm all in.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Michel de Montaigne

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

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