Bounce Master Gifts

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Leather basketballs and synthetic basketballs.

Michael Jackson.

"Eat me"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

The Perfect Cannonball

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Swimming Prankster

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Solitaire card shark.

"Ready...."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Pogo Cellist

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I play it to kill time.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'