Boogie Master Gifts

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Food deliverer's baby.

In, out, shake it all about.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Rocking Chairs

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Dance Crossing

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'I play it to kill time.'

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Before and After Tattoos.

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'