Business Boogie Enthusiast Gifts

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I love fast break business success."

Dance.

"Expense account or regular?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'

Intelligent dog.

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Ssssh. . . it's time for his verbal warning."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

And the third quarter projection