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"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Expense account or regular?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

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Dance.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'

Intelligent dog.

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Ssssh. . . it's time for his verbal warning."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"