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Are you copying my 'moves'?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Dance.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

It was an impulse buy.

Triple Sock Cow

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'You two, sort it out!'

Dance Crossing

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

'I love you guys!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"